#!/usr/bin/env bash # Threat Assessment — Ivanova, Archangel, Rommie, Chuin, Santini TTS="${TTS_URL:-http://192.168.2.99:11500}" switch() { curl -s -X POST "$TTS/voice" -H 'Content-Type: application/json' -d "{\"name\": \"$1\"}" > /dev/null; } say() { curl -s -X POST "$TTS/speak" -H 'Content-Type: application/json' -d "$(jq -n --arg t "$1" '{text:$t}')" > /dev/null; } switch ivanova say "We have an unidentified vessel on an intercept course. Threat assessment?" switch rommie say "Weapons hot, shields raised, and they're broadcasting on a frequency we're not supposed to know exists." switch archangel say "Ah. That would be my people. Stand down, Commander — they're just making sure I'm still alive." switch chuin say "Are you? I have been wondering this myself for some time." switch santini say "I'm gonna need a bigger hangar."